Something smells fishy, and it's probably Betty Lou, who's here to tell you all about the RLP Cruise!
Well, what can I say about Blonde Bombshell Betty Lou that hasn't been said already? And won't incite her to violence? As at home in the water as she is out of it, former Siren Betty Lou once spent her days luring careless sailors to their (admittedly happy) deaths on the rocks. And here was you thinking that Sirens were just a legend made up by dirty old sea dogs to explain to their wives how they managed to return from their voyages with all those love bites on their necks.

Since being snared in the net of a trawler somewhere off the coast of Aberdeen, and later shown the error of her seaman attracting ways by your truly, Betty Lou has put some clothes on – though not many – and come to join the team at RedlightPoker! Better a straight flush than straight to the bottom of the ocean any day, and Betty Lou's aquatic past makes her the ideal lassie to tell you all about the RLP Cruise!