Karen

And you thought all math whizzes were geeks...
Before joining us at RedlightPoker, Karen was best known for her frequent television appearances as 'The Human Computer'. Following an unfortunate incident in 1994 which saw her struck repeatedly on the head by lightning, Karen has been able to carry out the most advanced of mathematical calculations in the blink of an eye with unerring accuracy!

After watching her figure out to the nearest tenth of a second how long it would take four adult West Highland Terriers to tunnel from Edinburgh to China, I knew I had found the ideal lassie to carry out the complex calculations required to make sure our poker software worked perfectly! Though the Royal Bank of Scotland put up a fight to try to secure Karen's incredible talents, the opportunity to carry out her day's work at RedlightPoker while lounging around wearing nothing but underwear made up of soft, downy feathers proved too much for her to resist!

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