She can cheer, she can clap, she can't do a whole lot else, but we wouldn't have her any other way!
Now Martha, bless her, is a girl of many talents. Thinking isn't one of them. This is the girl who though Cheerios were Donut Seeds. You know what I'm saying? The same girl who got fired from the M & M factory for throwing out all the ones with “W” on them. Genius she is not. But then who needs intelligence when you've got looks like that and bags more enthusiasm than the entire audience of a prime time television game show?

Martha is here to help you get started at RedlightPoker and to cheer you on your way! Follow her three steps (there were originally five but she got confused) and you'll soon be well on your way to enjoying all the fun we have to offer!